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Name : Geraint.aka.kirbie
Age : 16!! =P
Gender : male
Birthday : 23 May 1993
Email add : bonlesschickeshit@hotmail.com
Sec school : k.c.p.s.s
Pri school : k.c.p.p.s
plays the drums.
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hmm.. homecons today was.. quite boring..
everybody thought tt we were gona do some cooking!^^
but, we didnt! ..zz..
as usual mrs wong kept blaming us tt it wasnt her fault tt we werent told..
soo, after an hr of homeecons powerpoint slides abt Consumers Rights..
mrs wong told us to do selfstudy for the next 1hr 15mins.. wth..
we went back to our tables and stoned.. all of us pretended to read the english resource booklet..
when mrs wong was not looking,
plaeful little us, bad luck little me.. hanesh, nico, gab and me were racing..(sit on the chair and go through the hole under table in then out..)
zz.. when i was going through the tunnel, " GERAINT! YOU COME HERE!!".. mrs wong was screaming at me.. she found out..
"shit.." i said to myself in my head..
zz.. i followeed her orders..
she led me to ms perli's room,
wong:"ms perli! see this boy here! vEEEry naughty.."
perli(just gave me a warm smiled and shook her head)..
me(was trying to act innocent again..=/)
wong:" tell ms perli how old are u alreaDEE? "
me:"14"
wong:"do u have any siblings? how old?"
me:(nodds head)"19"
wong: " are u still a baby? do u suck ur mother's breast?!"
perli(gave me a smile at went on to do her own work)
me in my head.." ERRR...0.0"
wong:" i give u one more chANCE!"
.. went back to my table and told the story to nico, gab and nesh.. (they all tot i was lying..) zz..(which i didnt of coz..)
anyways.. after tt incident, we plaed with pepper and salt and soya sauce..
0.o..
first, i took in a deep breath of pepper.. (was too stupid) .. i was mad.. my nose was burning! i tried to wash it off, but to no avail..
zz.. so i just had to resist and ignore it for the rest of the day..(super uncomfortable) but i'm feeling better now..
next, nico started throwing pepper and salt in my pants! zz.. then, hanesh followed him, throwing the whole pepper bottle into my pants.. - -" (luckily the bottle didnt spilled..)
suddenly, hanesh too the bottle and sniffed it so hard, he teared..his mucus were all running out from hies nose.. (hes eyes were all red and watery..another dumb one..) he immediately took a tissue and blew hard into it..
then, nico suddenly had an idea.. he took an empty tissue and sprinkled salt all over it.., he then soaked it with water and then to finish it all up, he poured soya sauce all over it.. and made it look like.. like.. pile of shit..
at first, we wanted to throw it at gab.. but.. gab was fleeing like a little girl being chased by a mad man..
but we decided to give it to louis..(trick him to eat it.. hehe..)
we tried to make him believe tt it was a tasty chewy little nugget, but we failed.. zz..
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today's my ah ma's birthday! yay.. :)
(mother's side)
we finally reached ah ma's old fading yellow painted 4 roomed HDB flat by MRT(dad was working) at tampines at 12:30 pm..
zz.. greeted grandma (as usual.. didnt greeted the rest coz mother had 8siblings and its difficult to remember which jius are which)
anyways.. sis and me just stoned there in ah ma's house.. nothing much to do.. not easy to comunicate with them as almost all of them are chinese educated
btw.. i have abt 12 cousins and 10 of them are all older than me.. age between 16- 20.. (onli 6 came.. the rest will come later..)
11 of them are girls.. -_-"
the two younger ones are age 11(girl) and age 8(boy)
ting ting(the girl) and chong chong( the boy) were plaeing with some magnets..
for the whole 1:30 mins.. i watched them plae with magnets..
YES! it was time to go! wore my shoes and happily hopped off!
hmm.. sadly we went before they even ate/ cut the cake!
who cares! it was hell!
anyways happy 82nd birthday ahma!
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hmm.. its been awhile(4yrs..) since ive been scolded for "talking shit" .. hehe..( always got away with my acting skills.. -.-)
Science lesson! whee!! -_-
zz.. it was boring as usual, so i decided to add some colours to this black and white lesson!
(using ms lao's accent..)
"wat du sperms haf inside their nucleus?(what do sperms have inside their nucleus?)" -something along those lines..
"SHIT!" came the reply..
the other one i cant remember..
but "shit!" was the ans..
"hu said SHIT come here! i now is somewhere from tat gloup of poys! tat boi better stan up ar or i cut tat grp of poys ur marks ar!"( who said SHIT come here! i know tt it came from tt grp of boys! that boy better own up or i'll cut marks from tt grp!)..
i tried acting innocent! but the last line..forced me to stand up..(dont want to drag the rest down with me..hehe..zz)
haiz.. so i was punished..( sit down on the floor beside ms lao and write 200 words of "shit" of a foolscape paper.. zz)
oh ya.. and wanna noe why i was punished was saying the word "shit" 4yrs ago?!
i remembered vividly..
it was mini sums.. the teacher was ms low( hmm..)
suddenly.. like always.. i shouted.." MINI SHIT!"
" who said tt!?"
" GERAINT!!!!"
" u come here!"
and she punched my face.. ( like.. a push with the fist..)
zz
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hmm.. nothing much to talk abt today..
*thinks hardly..*
err.. oh yes.. there was one incident.. lolz
after we finished our history "graded excercise", it was 3:10! and we were allowed to go home..
i followed nico and the rest.. but suddenly, my nose started to itch..(in my nose)
cldent take it anymore, so i blew my stuffed nose into my hand... (mucus all over my
fingers.. hehe..)
suddenly thought of mush man! so i ran back to the history classroom where he was.. (i waited for my chance to "strike"! ) junkang and him stared at me blankly.. i stared back at them..
in a flash, mucus was all over mushman's pimpled-decorated face! hehe^^
his dumb avoiding skill was no match for my lightning speed! =P
he was attacked my multiple wiping hits.. he sarcificed his arm, but it was no use! (wiped it all over his arm)so he retreated..(ran into the toilet) i laughed with junkang.. "hahahaha! HAHAHAHA!"
junkang.." what the hell was that?"
me "mucus!"
junkang "omg.."
me "hahahah!"
junkang "hahahaha!"
after mushman washed off the sticky slime, he asked.." what was that?"
junkang " nasal excrement.."
me "hahahahah"
mushman "?! zz"
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omg.. zz..
i might be going to america to study.. x_X which i dont want to.. even though the education system there is better, easier and much more fun..
cant leave my old frenz.. x_X and make new ones..
anyways.. its onli a 5% chance of me going to US to study.. ^^ dont have to worry! there'll be lots of retardedness for now..
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lolz.. today is friday the 13th.. and bad luck mel had lost her bag even though it was missing yesterday.. wad made me post this post wasnt abt mel, it was abt gab..
"hahahahaha U ARE EVIL!!" .... "YUP I NOE!!" hehe..
anyways.. i reached sch and met up with louis in the canteen..
suddenly, mushman appeared! louis waved and called him, but he totally ignored shortie.. maybe mushman didnt see him..
anyways, he had this sian and worried look on his face.. he looked into the yellow dustin, then into the huge green dustbin before seaching under a table.. then, in a blink of an eye, he was gone..
me to louis
" what the hell?"
mushman came back.. still had tt stupid look on his face..
" looking for mellisa's bag isit?" louis asked..
" err.."
" check under tt table.."
he checked it.. but it was nowhere to be found..
lolz..
by then, shadow came..
" so touching leh" louis said out loud.. obviously mocking him..
but he ignored it.. and continued to find her bag.. hahaha
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another incident today..
it was dismissle..
gab asked me..
" u want to follow me around the sch?"
" no?! for what?!, to dig ur nose ar? to punch ur face?" (of coz i noe what his intension was..)
haha..
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cant u see mel? he likes u.. face it... the truth or dare thing(he wasnt lying.. i swear.. his voice was supprisingly serious when he ansed the question..) this finding bag thing..
cant u see gab? she dosent care abt u...(well.. she dosent look like she appreciates his help..)
hmm... its nothing wrong to like a person.. lolz.. but if u want to show it, then be prepared for mockings!
love story finally ends here..
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today.. i've shown ppl some of my strong points and weak points!.. again!
me strong point>>
P.E was the first lesson of the day.. yay!
we took a long time to settle down though.. so we had to do abt 45 push ups.. lolz..
it has partly to do with the gay..
anyways, its 2.4km run..(untested)
hanesh volunteered to help mr lai record the timings.. so i'll be the first again!
but before the run started, lai told us wad timings tt we shld be aiming for.. and the records of coz.. Galen got 9.02 mins..(hehe.. kinda fast..) and Huiling got abt.. 10mins..(whao.. slightly slower than me..)
anyways.. lai told us to go the starting line.. i hurried to the front..
"peet" the whitle blew.. almost bursting my ear drums.. i started with a jog..(but not a too slow jog..)
maintained my speed and placing.. daniel was zooming all the way...(mad man)
i eventually overtook fiona and joyce during the down slope..
"!? what the heck" i was shocked.. but i kept these words to myself..
'darishittie'(she deserve tt stupid name) hmmm.. was standing abit too close at the turning point.. i wanted to continue running,( saw daniel sprinting a head), but.. i stopped and saw the rest turning..(darishittie told us to turn) i made a sharp turn.. and before i knew it, i was ahead of everyone..( daniel over shot the turning point..)
during the half way mark, brandon passed me and honseng was right behind me.. but i managed to keep my speed.. and overtook brandon.. hon seng was falling behind..
i saw francis standing at the other turning point.. he told me to turn..-.-" lolz..
so anyways.. i completed 3/4s of the "2.4" km.. i walked..(conserving my energy) then..i saw hanesh and lai..
150m left! i sprinted.. zoom! passed lai.. "8.24 seconds" mr lai's low voice greeted me.. not with happiness, but with suspicion..
i rested at the side..
lai to darishittie..( shittie was mumbling.. like always)
"where did u stand ar"
"*mumbles"
"huh?"
"*mumbles"
"so is my fault ar"
"*mumbles"
mr lai gave me a grin..
brandon then came in second.. 9.04 then daniel and honseng..
mr lai gave all of us a grin..
i knew it.. I KNEW IT.. something was wrong.. damn wrong..zzz
after everybody got back, we gathered around mr lai.. he told us our timings.. everbody was supprised tt i got 8.24secs.. (fastest in the sch)
but i didnt felt tt much glorified..
mr lai finally announced the news.. "have u seen anybody run 8mins before? this guy ar..(pointing to hanesh) is the fastest in the class right? how can he ran so much faster than hanesh?" lolz.. " darishittie stand on the wrong place.. so accutually u all ran 2km onli.."
wtf.. wtF.. zz
so in the end we have to run the ACTUAL 2.4 next week...
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weak point..>>>
HOME ECONS...
i didnt brought any ingredients as i was making choco vermicelli cake!( all the ingredients were alr given..)
i got all my ingredients and cutleries then, preheated the oven.. (like the recipe said).. hmm..was still kinda nervous.. =/
2 eggs.. oook.. 2 eggs..
i went get soap.. then when i came back, left 1 egg.. "eh? why left 1 egg" (said to myself) .. so i took the egg again..the recipe nv realli told me what to do.. it just said " fold flour with metal spoon.."
SOOO... i mixed the self-raising flour(after sifting) and the sugar together before putting the butter into the mixture..
then, i grabbed the stirring thing..
i was abt to stir them together when.. " aye, what u making?! let me see!( snatches the recipe from my hand) aiyoo! i ask u to practice.. NEVER PRACTICE! tsktsktsk.. " mrs wong was fuming mad at me..=(
"quick sift out the flour from the butter!" she screamed.. i stoned.. (she didnt noe tt i put the sugar in alr.. same colour..)
she then grabbed the sift and and poured the mixture into sift into a bowl..
oh.. she wanted me to separate the half-melted butter from the flour..
anyways.. she did it herself. ^^
(remember? she didnt noe tt i had mixed the sugar with the flour, so she put in another 3 table spoons of sugar from a bowl.. which was suppose to be for gab's dish..)
hmm..in the end, i was suppose sift the flour, then crack the *egg(s).. put in the sugar then vanilla essense before mixing them.. " why u got 2 eggs ar? i ask u to put 1 egg only(since when) nvm la..(but the recipe said 2 eggs wad..zz.. anyways, the eggs were alr cracked in the 2yokes were in the bowl..)"
zz.. anyways.. i finally got to on the "stirrer" and stired it! yay.. zz.. how fun it was..
suddenly.. " I SMELL BURNING! I SMELL BURNING" mrs wong's voice was like a mad siren..
i realised tt it was me! the "stirrer" was burning(smoke was acctually coming out of it..)! omg.. i cant off it.. my heart was pounding my chest so damn hard..
mrs wong eventually found it tt i was me..( thx to gab.. for telling her).. she immediately switch off the switch..-.-
she told me to rest it before stirring it again.. phew! i tot she was gona cut my marks! zz
i finally managed to mix the mixture -_- completely. then, i poured the cream into a baking tin..
i hurriedly put the creamie mixture into the oven.. before losing my grip on the handles and slammed the oven door..ZZZ( "air bubbles burst")
sigh.. i waited anxiously for 25 mins.. " brrring! " yay! it was "done"
i happily pulled out the cake with my mittened-hands.. " aye?! why liddat ar?" asked gab worriedly.. "hahaha, why isit so wobbly?! go bake it again"
zz.. ok.. so i rebaked it.. for another 5 anxious mins..
omg.. took it out, still the same.. onli blacker! zz( no offence junkang..0.0)
zz.. i rebaked it AGAIN.. waited for another 5 mins.. zz.. i didnt work! onli blacker and blacker and blacker!! was getting frustrated as time was running out! =/
so i took the cake out and put it on the chopping board before cutting it into
out-of-shaped-rectangles .. lolz( remember? put too many eggs..)
this is retarded.. i sampled it.. HOLY SHIT! too good to be true.. so sweet and chewy.. omg.. it was one of the best cake i've ever made! i placed it with my team's dishes.. lolz.. mine was outstanding.. so.. sooo.. soooo.. suckky.. =(
but i keep telling them tt my cake's the best.. they tasted it.. mmm.. nice nice..
it was marking time! finally! mrs wong tasted the rest of the dishes before tasting my cake..(our grp's first)
she shoke her head..
this was a bad sign..
after preetitas grp was honsengs,
"eh , no egg taste leh?"
"u nv even give egg.."honseng replied..
"*ignores"
lolz..sooo the egg was suppose to me honsengs one.. hehe..
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we're gona be rich! yay.. in the next 3yrs.. IF father makes tt decision.. hehe
the decision.. to set up a company in US! which can get abt double the salary he gets every month.. from $5000 to $8000 plus plus.. every month..
and alowance... for.. living in US.. if he chooses this decision.. than, the company will pay for his car, petrol, food and house..etc.. which is abt.. 60$(the alowance)
soo he can save all the $8000 he earns and use the alowance for hes living expenses..
but!.. IF he chooses this decision, he'll have to live there.. but.. he can visit him when ever we want! because.. hes making money!
so.. he'll earn.. more then $100 000 a yr!
1 yr= $100 000
3 yrs= $300 000!
whee..
he said tt when he comes back from US, he MIGHT but another house, but we wont be shifting.. 0.o
zz.. anyways.. louis forced me to do this...(sorry gab)
today.. we plaed truth or dare during science class today..(ms lao didnt come..MFM took over.. we call him MFM.. lolz.. mad face man)..
the bottle pointed at gab..
the question was... do u like melissa(by timo)
"YES" lolz.. was the ans..
everybody started to " omg omg.." lolz.. 0.o
then, louis came.. he joined in..
we told him all abt it..
louis started wacking the mushroom when he said " huh, u like her ar? y u like her?"
omg.. another one.. lolz
the end... louis.. hell is waiting for u..
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woot.. yesterday went to sentosa! AGAIN! 7th time in 2yrs!( i mean 1 n half yrs)..
its been a long time since we went to sentosa together(family).. lolz..
we found a spot at Palawan Beach and settled there..
parents yanked out both the blue and red mats and layed them acrossed the white sandy SAND, below the shade of a giant tree.. =D
"ahhh.." i layed myself on the mat.. felt soo good.. the sun was indirectly waving at us with its UV rays, the murky green sea was winking at us with its glimmers and the beach was not overcrowded with ppl..
" come, lets go get ice-cream!" father's words immediately send me ejecting from the ground..
father, sis and me went to get ice-cream from 7-11 while mother volunteered to stay behind the guard the items..
after we got back and ate our ice-cream, the sun was shining very brightly!(woot! wad a good time to get rid of the stupid t-shirt tan) father, sis and me took off our clothings.. ( father wore trunks, sis wore bikini and i wore bermudas. hehe^^)
after we applied the sun screen,
father immediately took the giant pink float(bought from bali 300yrs ago) and jumped into the water, and swam towards the bridge.. 0.0
me and sis decided tan ourselves by walking towards and on the bridge so he could see us..
lolz.. the sun was cooking us.. but tts way i want it to be! :)
in the end, he saw and we waved to each other.. then we walked back again.. zz
after tt adventourous adventure..-_-"
sister, now 19, suggested tt we ( sis and me) to built sand castles! yay.. -_-"""
i agreed, coz i see no progression on my body..(t-shirt tan).. lolz..
we got our castle-building tools and ran towards the deeper part of the sea side..(where the water was)
first, i built a moat and a wall to prevent water from reaching and destroying the castle..
sis filled the pail with sand and made "pail-shape lumps" on 4 sides..
after building the moat, i built "walls" to connect the 4 sides.. like a giant square..
after tt, we made the castle inside the squares.. as we were abt to finish the castle a "huge" wave(big enough to reach our castle..) smashed through the wall and salt water entered our castle.. =(
sis tried to save the castle by rebuilding wall and the moat..
i realised tt the tide was rising.. and we cant save the castle..
we tried to finish the castle before it was totally destroyed.. we succeeded! but.. before we knew it, everything was GONE! D=
haiz.. =(
"ssss" omg is something burning?! lolz.. it was my back! it was facing the sun all the while.. while i was building the stupid castle! omg..
i immediatly jumped into the sea and wash my back.. hmm i guess the sea wasnt so bad after all..
after we cooled down, mother ordered us to come up as we were going home.. ( weather becoming bad..)
father, sis and me changed into our dry clothes before taking our lunch there..
then, we went home! yay.. zz
in the end, i still have tt t-shirt tan.. but at least it blands.. anyways the shirt tan will become more obvious once i start plaeing soccer.. again.. zz
(just incase u tot the " ssss" was real.. well, it wasnt! there shldent be any sound when u're being sunburnt..right? lolz) zz
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after P.E was chinese! eek!! =( NOOO!! MS NAH@! WHERE ARE U?! zz.. SAVE US!!
hmm.. we were heading towards the MPR room(where the salon hairstylist was)..
suddenly, the girls stopped at the steps, somehow they tot of something, some EVIL PLAN! 0.0
we decided to skip the old hag's lesson by waiting outside ms nah's homeroom(pretended tt we forgot tt we shld be in the MPR..)
we waited from 9:45am to 10 am.. ..another 25 more mins to go! -.-"
!! ...our plan almost backfired! another old chinese teacher walked towards us.. we tot tt we were DOOOOMED!! the teacher questioned us.. we replied to her tt she didnt told us where to go to when ms nah was not around,( the teacher tt gives chinese announcements)..so we waited stupidly here..
the teacher then led us to cai lao shi's room, where the rest of the class were..(remember? the class was split into 2?)
so.. instead of listening to the mad women talk crap, cai led us stone in her homeroom..
madness..
zz.. anyways tomorrow's good friday! yay?! its a holiday! yay.. zz
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..zz..
sooo.. the ending of "The Others" was damn... retarded! but, interesting at the same time.. haha
yesterday had haircheck! omg, i tot tt the barber came on friday, but it did not i thnk, so i came today! zz..
my hair was spiked again! phew, luckily "fingers" showed some mercy..
even though she didnt picked me up on stage, louis and me were forced to flatten our hair.. =(.. zz
in the end, no one was caught( pulled up on stage)
zz..
i wanna talk abt chinese crap lesson! zz D= ARGH..
ms nah was on some study course, so she will be absent the whole week, but we didnt tot tt we'ld miss her so much after this lesson.. =/
we headed towards the MPR room(temporary classroom..^^, too bad we have to seat on the floor..) for our chinese lesson after IT. someother classes joined in too..(abt 20ppl from 2 truth and joy)..
zz.. at first, i tot the teacher was gona be easy to bully(old).. lolz.. my bubble burst immediately when she ordered the class to settle down with her stupid chinese acent.
lolz.. nico and me agreed tt she was some sort of salon hair-stylist.. ( wore black boots, black tight pants, some black vest thing, and some sparkling things on her body..)
zz.. she taught chapter 10.. the sun wu kong one.. she didnt even cared tt we have learnt tt chapter alr! so while she was talking and chinaring i was busy studying for my science test.. =/
i realli hope tt ms nah will come back soon, this old hag will kill me.. one day..
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